What happens when you lose your girlfriend, your job, your apartment—and then fall for someone who eats human hair?
Johnny Spoiler dives into Are We Not Cats, Xander Robin’s bizarre body-horror romance about two damaged people who discover they share one seriously disturbing habit. There’s hair pulling, hair eating, a guy living in a box truck, ketchup soup, and eventually a hairball situation that absolutely nobody asked for.
Binge Now, Binge Later, or Binge Never? Johnny decides whether this strange little indie deserves a spot on your watchlist.
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But first, Home Video Headlines gets weird:
Darkwing Duck is back! Disney+ is bringing the terror that flaps in the night back with Mark Hamill as Darkwing Duck and Seth Rogen as Launchpad McQuack.
Weird Al has officially gone cosmic. There is now an asteroid named after Weird Al Yankovic.
Queens of the Stone Age ask, “Where the Goth Girls At?” Johnny checks out the new single ahead of Perfecth.
Netflix resurrects Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka voice with AI for Wonka’s The Golden Ticket—and people have some very strong feelings about it.
Plus, fans are losing their minds over the upcoming Street Fighter movie, and Johnny’s Staff Pick is The Weight, the gritty Depression-era crime thriller starring Ethan Hawke, Russell Crowe, and Julia Jones.
Come for the movie recommendations. Stay for the giant stomach hairball.
Binge Now. Binge Later. Binge Never.
Binge-Watchers Podcast with Johnny Spoiler
