Golden Anime, Kung Fu Vampires, and Chuck E. Cheese
“Not what you expected? Accidentally stumbled in? Lucky you!”
Buckle up for anime movies, vampire flicks, and sarcastic takes, kicking off after the theme song.
Highlights
Hellboy 3 rumors: Let’s debunk some lazy internet reporting.
Siegfried & Roy casting rumors: Andrew Garfield and Jude Law? Unexpected, but genius.
Buzzballz XL: “Biggies” are here—because why not?
Burnout in Anime: Crunchyroll names Kiki’s Delivery Service a standout.
Feature Movie: Blade of the Phantom Master
Synopsis: A gun-slinging knight in a chaotic, warlord-run wasteland.
Cannibal goblins? Yes.
Good movie? Nope.
Verdict: Never binge.
Backup Movie: The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires
Trivia Nuggets:
Christopher Lee said no after reading the script.
Filming in Hong Kong? A logistical nightmare, per director Roy Ward Baker.
Hammer Films’ only Dracula movie without “Dracula” in the title.
Peter Cushing used the project to process grief after his wife’s passing.
Verdict: Binge later—especially if you’re finishing the Hammer Dracula series.
What Worked:
A Western remake could be fascinating.
Nepotism-baby Van Helsing? Hilarious.
Mystical expeditions with quirky experts are a win.
Listener Spotlight
Comment: "I’d watch a rambling Highlander breakdown from you."
Reply: "Thank you—I aim to please...myself, mostly."
Pick of the Week: Two for the Money
Initial Viewing: Loved it.
Second Viewing: Hated it.
Final Verdict: “Viewings canceled out. Skip it.”
Final Note: Can’t stay here, but don’t go home either. Find an open Chuck E. Cheese—trust me, you’ll thank me later.
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