“Welcome back, Binge-Watchers fans! It's your boy Johnny Spoiler, and I'm here with my crew to announce our plans for this summer.

That's right, it's our 5th annual horror movie festival: Summer Slash, or Summer Slash V!

And let me tell you, we've got some spine-chilling, bone-crunching, and blood-curdling horror movies in store for you guys.

From rediscovered classics like "Girls Nite Out" and "Bloody Moon," to a sunken double feature line up like "The Deep House" and "UnderWater," we'll be reviewing, discovering, and recommending the best of the best in horror.

And of course, we'll be spoiling the crap out of them. But hey, that's what makes it fun, right?

So, get ready to scream, jump, and maybe even puke a little, because Summer Slash V is coming in hot!

And remember, folks, it's only a podcast. Keep telling yourself that.”