A Vampire Motorcycle? This Gets Weird Fast...

I stumbled across one of the weirdest horror movies I've ever seen... and I had to talk about it.

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990) sounds like a fake movie someone would invent as a joke, but it's very real. It's got Satanists, biker gangs, vampire mythology, bizarre dream sequences, practical effects, and somehow even Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) shows up as a vampire-hunting priest.

In this vlog I share my first impressions, favorite (and least favorite) moments, and whether this forgotten cult classic deserves a second chance—or should stay buried in the VHS era.

Along the way I also catch up on some horror news, including:

• James Wan's upcoming RoboCop TV series.

• The new Bigfoot comedy Bad Day for Bigfoot.

• Why Hollywood might finally be bringing back erotic thrillers.

If you're into cult horror, B-movies, VHS oddities, practical effects, creature features, or discovering movies you've never heard of, you're in the right place.

Would you actually watch a movie about a blood-drinking motorcycle? Let me know in the comments.

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