In Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964), Martians kidnap Santa Claus to solve a crisis among their children—and somehow create one of the strangest Christmas movies ever made. In this episode of Binge-Watchers Podcast, Johnny Spoiler breaks down the cult sci-fi holiday classic, its MST3K legacy, and why Santa vs. aliens is still a perfect movie premise.
This episode explores how Santa Claus Conquers the Martians blends Christmas mythology with 1960s sci-fi optimism, Broadway performances, and unintentional social commentary about technology, childhood, and joy. From Wham-O Air Blasters posing as ray guns to a robot transformed by holiday spirit, the movie has earned its place as a cult classic and public-domain curiosity ripe for a modern remake.