I Watched Santa vs. Martians So You Don’t Have To 🎅👽 | Christmas Movie Chaos

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I sat down to watch a Christmas movie and somehow ended up with Santa Claus being abducted by Martians.

This vlog is my unfiltered reaction to Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)—a holiday sci-fi oddity where aliens steal Santa to fix their children, robots get reprogrammed by Christmas spirit, and nobody questions Santa’s existence… at all.

🎄 What I talk about:

  • Why Santa vs. aliens shouldn’t work—but kind of does

  • Martian kids overstimulated by Earth TV (uh oh)

  • A robot that slowly becomes a toy instead of a weapon

  • Broadway actors, toy ray guns, and four-day productions

  • Why this movie became an MST3K legend

  • How this public-domain movie is begging for a modern remake

I also spiral a little on:

  • The state of movies right now

  • AI, algorithms, and creativity

  • Why weird old movies feel more human than new ones

If you’re into weird Christmas movies, cult sci-fi, nostalgic chaos, or watching someone slowly realize what they’ve gotten themselves into, you’re in the right place.

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Happy holidays. Go make snow angels. Freeze responsibly.

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