I Accidentally Watched the Weirdest Christmas Movie Ever (ELVES 1989)

I sat down looking for something cozy and Christmassy…
and somehow ended up watching ELVES (1989) — a Christmas movie with Nazi lore, evil elves, mall rituals, incest twists, and a chain-smoking Santa Claus.

This isn’t a deep academic breakdown — this is me processing, in real time, what might be the most unhinged holiday movie I’ve ever seen.

In this vlog, I spiral through:
🎄 How this movie even exists
🎄 Why Santa smokes in every scene
🎄 The single worst plot twist I’ve ever seen in a Christmas movie
🎄 Why Dan Haggerty is trying his absolute best
🎄 And why you should probably watch this once… just to say you did

If you like cult movies, bad Christmas films, horror nonsense, or me questioning my life choices on camera, you’re in the right place.

Drop a comment if you’ve seen ELVES — or if this video just ruined your holiday spirit.

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