10 Horror Movies That Actually Work as Date Night Picks

Look, not every horror movie is candlelit, cuddle-friendly material. Some are just gore-fests that leave you clutching a blanket and questioning your life choices. But Johnny Spoiler has rounded up 10 horror films that actually make sense for date night. Romantic tension, scares that aren’t just gratuitous, and yes — movies you can watch without one of you fleeing the room.

1. The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

Meta, hilarious, and slightly terrifying. Perfect for couples who like laughing and screaming. Bonus: it doubles as a commentary on horror clichés, so you can feel smart while hiding behind your partner.

2. Warm Bodies (2013)

Zombie apocalypse meets rom-com. Nicholas Hoult as a brain-munching sweetheart? Yes, please. Cute and creepy in equal measure.

3. Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)

Misunderstood hillbillies, accidental gore, and laugh-out-loud moments. Hilarious, blood-splattered fun that’s actually charming.

4. A Quiet Place (2018)

Silent terror plus family love equals heart-pounding date material. Bonus points if you hold hands and scream in sync.

5. Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Killer high school girl, dark humor, and enough teen angst to make it fun instead of terrifying. Perfect for a slightly edgy, nostalgic vibe.

6. Happy Death Day (2017)

A Groundhog Day-style slasher that’s funny, clever, and only moderately traumatizing. Good for couples who like mystery with their scares.

7. The Others (2001)

Nicole Kidman, creepy mansion, and twists that make you gasp in unison. Classy, suspenseful, and the perfect post-dinner chill.

8. Scary Movie (2000)

Parody meets horror. Laughing together at over-the-top kills is very bonding. Bonus: no actual trauma, just ridiculous fun.

9. It Follows (2014)

Stylish, eerie, and tense enough to clutch each other. A modern horror with that vintage vibe that makes you look cool while scared.

10. The Witch (2015)

Slow-burn, atmospheric, and incredibly creepy — great if your date is into artsy, unsettling horror. Candles recommended, popcorn optional.

Final Fright & Cuddle Note

These aren’t your typical gore-for-gore’s-sake movies. They’re clever, fun, romantic-adjacent, and just scary enough to make holding hands necessary. Pick one, press play, and let the screams (and laughter) roll. Johnny Spoiler says: good luck, lovebirds.