Spoilaween: Johnny Spoiler’s Halloween Movie Marathon

Welcome to Spoilaween: Johnny Spoiler’s Halloween Movie Marathon, your ultimate guide to retro horror, cult classics, and B-movie madness this spooky season. From Michael Myers stalking Haddonfield to tiny Martians causing chaos, this curated lineup is perfect for fans of ‘80s and ‘90s horror, sci-fi, and midnight cable favorites. Grab your Mountain Dew Voltage, Reese’s cups, and pizza, and join Johnny Spoiler as he dives into the weirdest, wildest, and most nostalgic Halloween movies ever made.

Every year, Johnny Spoiler goes all-in for Halloween, bingeing a lineup of horror, sci-fi, and B-movie classics. Here’s the 2025 Spoilaween lineup with brief official synopses for each film:

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

“Ten years after his original massacre, the apparently comatose Michael Myers awakens on Halloween Eve and returns to Haddonfield to kill his seven-year-old niece.”

Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)

“Ten years after conquering the Earth, ape leader Caesar must preserve peace between ruling apes and humans—while militant ape factions and hostile human groups threaten the fragile stability.”

Spaced Invaders (1990)

“When one saucer of an invasion force has engine trouble, it lands on Earth — on Halloween night — and the invaders are only about four feet tall.”

The Last Starfighter (1984)

“After finally achieving the high score on Starfighter, his favorite arcade game, everyday teenager Alex Rogan meets the game's designer who reveals the game was a test — and whisks him off to another planet to fight a war in space.”

Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

“Freddy Krueger returns in his final chapter, terrorizing Springwood teens with dream-based murders and his over-the-top antics.”

Day of the Dead (1985)

“The living dead regroup above while humans sweat it out below in a Florida missile silo.”

Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)

“Ernest P. Worrell, working as a garbage collector in a small Missouri town, accidentally unleashes a devious troll who turns kids into wooden dolls — now he must team up with a superstitious old lady to stop the beast.”

Silver Bullet (1985)

“When a series of unexplained murders occurs in the normally quiet town of Tarker’s Mill, a young paraplegic boy and his uncle begin a mission to capture the werewolf responsible.”

Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (1985)

“Hermit Noa, Ewok Wicket and furry Teek must rescue a girl and her family from marauders after the Ewok village is attacked, and then defend a star‑cruiser on the forest moon of Endor.”

The Punisher (1989)

“Based on the popular Marvel comic book, this film begins with Frank Castle (Dolph Lundgren) as a respected police officer whose family is killed in a car bomb; presumed dead himself, he becomes The Punisher, waging a one‑man war from the city’s underground sewer system.”

976‑EVIL (1988)

“A bullied, unpopular high school student named Hoax stumbles upon a mysterious phone line called 976‑EVIL, which turns out to be a gateway for demonic powers, leading to death and destruction.”

976‑EVIL II (1992)

“The sequel continues Hoax’s demonic adventures as new victims discover the cursed 976 line, escalating the supernatural terror and dark comedy of the first film.”

Whether you’re binge-watching alone, hosting a horror hangout, or just here for the sarcasm and commentary, Spoilaween has something for every Halloween fan. Check out the full episodes on Binge-Watchers Podcast.