Summer Slash 7: A Horror Movie Showdown with Child of Peach & Friday the 13th Part 7

🎃 Welcome to Summer Slash 7!

If you love slasher sequels, cult classics, and a whole lot of horror mayhem, you’ve stumbled into the right corner of the internet. This week, we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic worlds of Child of Peach and Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood. Trust us—it’s a sensory overload of flying swords, magic peaches, psychic battles, and, of course, Jason Voorhees doing what he does best.

🍑 Child of Peach (1987): Tridents, Magic Milk, and Peach Power

If you haven’t heard of Child of Peach, buckle up. This Taiwanese fantasy gem loosely draws from the Japanese folklore of Momotarƍ, but cranks it up to 11 with colorful villains, outrageous effects, and jaw-dropping fight sequences.

Highlights include:

  • The Heroes: Peach Boy teams up with the “guardian angels” of Peach Garden—Tiny Cock, Tiny Monkey, and Tiny Dog—because why not?

  • The Villains: Shark-men with lumpy craniums, trident weapons, and colorful wigs straight out of a Power Rangers episode.

  • The Magic: Rotoscoped visuals, flying sword battles, and a literal peach golem dripping magic milk for power-ups. This movie isn’t just bonkers—it’s an experience.

đŸ”Ș Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood (1988): Jason Meets Carrie

When you think of Jason Voorhees, psychic battles probably don’t come to mind. But Friday the 13th Part 7 dares to mix supernatural powers with slasher staples.

What makes this installment stand out?

  • The Heroine: Tina Shepard, a telekinetic teen who’s more Carrie than camp counselor.

  • The Villain: Kane Hodder makes his Jason debut, setting the standard for the hockey-masked horror icon.

  • The Controversy: This is the most heavily censored entry in the franchise, submitted to the MPAA nine times to avoid an “X” rating. Despite the edits, it’s a must-watch for fans of Jason’s bloody legacy.

đŸŽ„ Why We Love Part 7s

There’s something magical about the seventh films in horror franchises. Whether they’re introducing wild new elements or doubling down on what fans love, these entries rarely play it safe. Child of Peach and Friday the 13th Part 7 prove that sometimes, going over-the-top is the best way to keep audiences hooked.

🔼 What’s Next?

This summer, we’re celebrating Part 7s with a lineup that doesn’t quit. Coming up, we’ll tackle Bats and Halloween H20, because nothing screams summer like slasher sequels.

Stay tuned, grab some popcorn, and remember: horror is always better with friends.

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