Summer Slash 7: A Horror Movie Showdown with Child of Peach & Friday the 13th Part 7
đ Welcome to Summer Slash 7!
If you love slasher sequels, cult classics, and a whole lot of horror mayhem, youâve stumbled into the right corner of the internet. This week, weâre diving headfirst into the chaotic worlds of Child of Peach and Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood. Trust usâitâs a sensory overload of flying swords, magic peaches, psychic battles, and, of course, Jason Voorhees doing what he does best.
đ Child of Peach (1987): Tridents, Magic Milk, and Peach Power
If you havenât heard of Child of Peach, buckle up. This Taiwanese fantasy gem loosely draws from the Japanese folklore of MomotarĆ, but cranks it up to 11 with colorful villains, outrageous effects, and jaw-dropping fight sequences.
Highlights include:
The Heroes: Peach Boy teams up with the âguardian angelsâ of Peach GardenâTiny Cock, Tiny Monkey, and Tiny Dogâbecause why not?
The Villains: Shark-men with lumpy craniums, trident weapons, and colorful wigs straight out of a Power Rangers episode.
The Magic: Rotoscoped visuals, flying sword battles, and a literal peach golem dripping magic milk for power-ups. This movie isnât just bonkersâitâs an experience.
đȘ Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood (1988): Jason Meets Carrie
When you think of Jason Voorhees, psychic battles probably donât come to mind. But Friday the 13th Part 7 dares to mix supernatural powers with slasher staples.
What makes this installment stand out?
The Heroine: Tina Shepard, a telekinetic teen whoâs more Carrie than camp counselor.
The Villain: Kane Hodder makes his Jason debut, setting the standard for the hockey-masked horror icon.
The Controversy: This is the most heavily censored entry in the franchise, submitted to the MPAA nine times to avoid an âXâ rating. Despite the edits, itâs a must-watch for fans of Jasonâs bloody legacy.
đ„ Why We Love Part 7s
Thereâs something magical about the seventh films in horror franchises. Whether theyâre introducing wild new elements or doubling down on what fans love, these entries rarely play it safe. Child of Peach and Friday the 13th Part 7 prove that sometimes, going over-the-top is the best way to keep audiences hooked.
đź Whatâs Next?
This summer, weâre celebrating Part 7s with a lineup that doesnât quit. Coming up, weâll tackle Bats and Halloween H20, because nothing screams summer like slasher sequels.
Stay tuned, grab some popcorn, and remember: horror is always better with friends.
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