Personal Parasites, Evil Goo And The Return of Saturday Morning Cartoons

Johnny Spoiler blends horror, tech, and nostalgic cartoons in a wild ride of pop culture.

What do “positive parasites,” Bruce Campbell, and quantum mechanics have in common? In this episode, Johnny Spoiler delivers a signature mix of personal insight, movie magic, and some good old-fashioned nostalgia.

🕷️ Positive Parasites & Personal Relationships

Kicking off with a provocative metaphor, Johnny compares personal relationships to “positive parasites” — yes, it’s a little controversial, but it sets the stage for a candid conversation about connection, dependence, and what we tolerate from the people closest to us.

🎥 Home Video Headlines & Horror Nostalgia

Johnny dives into the latest headlines, including a lawsuit involving the actress who played Tina in Return of the Living Dead. Plus, he shares excitement over Bruce Campbell’s upcoming Ash vs Evil Dead cartoon — a potential return of Saturday morning cartoons for millennials, and a chance to relive those cherished TV moments.

👹 Movie of the Week: Prince of Darkness (1987)

This John Carpenter film is a fascinating mash-up of quantum physics, religion, and horror. Johnny breaks down the plot and explores Carpenter’s unique atmospheric style, memorable practical effects, and how the movie stands apart in the crowded religious horror subgenre.

Spoiler alert: despite its intriguing premise, Prince of Darkness earns a “binge later” rating — perfect for those who appreciate slow-building chills and cerebral scares over jump-scare overload.

💻 Tech & Comedy Shoutout: Silicon Valley

Celebrating Silicon Valley’s 10th anniversary, Johnny reflects on the show’s brilliant use of the Pied Piper metaphor and laments the departure of the unforgettable character Ehrlich Bachmann. A comedy and tech classic that’s aged like fine code.

🎧 Tune In!

For a podcast episode packed with sharp takes, nostalgic nods, and horror deep-dives, listen now on Spotify and all major platforms.

Final Thought from Johnny Spoiler

Whether you’re into personal parasite theories or evil goo, this episode mixes the weird and the wonderful — guaranteed to keep you entertained and maybe thinking a little differently about your next relationship… or your next movie night.