Salem’s Lot Showdown And Lurking Fear Reaction: Vampires, Viral STDs, and Horror History
Johnny Spoiler’s wild ride through TV, movies, and the weird world in between.
If you ever wondered what happens when you mix vampire gentrification with biting humor about Florida, Ryan Murphy’s bizarre new show, and cult horror classics — this episode is your jackpot.
We kick things off with some unconventional life advice: if your baby mama wants you to move to Florida, think twice. Johnny’s vivid description? Florida is “a dark space between your balls and your butthole.” Yep, that sets the tone.
🎥 Ryan Murphy’s The Beauty and Celebrity Speculation
Johnny breaks down Murphy’s newest series, The Beauty, centered around a deadly STD that paradoxically makes you more attractive as it kills you. Wild, right? We also speculate on Ashton Kutcher and Evan Peters, pondering whether Kutcher’s staying out of the spotlight for a reason.
🧟♂️ Horror History: Near Dark and Kathryn Bigelow
Ready to spice up your Halloween watchlist? Johnny dives into Near Dark, a cult horror gem directed by Kathryn Bigelow, praising her unique touch in the vampire genre. If you haven’t seen it, you’re missing a crucial piece of horror history.
👹 Lurking Fear — Schlocky Horror or Hidden Gem?
We take a deep dive into Lurking Fear, a monster-packed flick known as much for its production headaches as its creepy thrills. Johnny evaluates it with his signature “Binge Now, Binge Later, or Binge Never” rating — find out where it lands.
🧛♂️ Salem’s Lot on Max — Vampire Real Estate Gone Wild
Finally, Johnny delivers a sharp take on Salem’s Lot and its fresh spin on vampire lore. Spoiler alert: vampires might be the ultimate gentrifiers, especially when real estate’s involved. This episode is packed with biting commentary and plenty of laughs.
🎧 Tune In!
For a wild, hilarious, and unapologetically honest look at the latest and greatest in TV and movies — plus a few detours into the weird — catch the full episode on Spotify and all your favorite podcast platforms.
