Are We Not Cats?! Hair-Eating Horror + Darkwing Duck Returns And AI Gene Wilder

She eats human hair. He eats human hair. Somehow… this is a love story.

This week on Binge-Watchers Podcast with Johnny Spoiler, we dive into Are We Not Cats (2016), Xander Robin’s bizarre body-horror romance about two damaged people brought together by one seriously disturbing habit: eating human hair.

Eli loses his girlfriend, his job, and his apartment almost immediately. Soon he’s living in a box truck, eating questionable ketchup soup, and falling for Anya—a woman who shares his unusual compulsion.

And yes, eventually there’s a gigantic stomach hairball.

BINGE NOW, BINGE LATER, OR BINGE NEVER?

Johnny decides whether Are We Not Cats deserves a place on your weird-movie watchlist.

ALSO THIS EPISODE:

🦆 DARKWING DUCK IS BACK
Disney+ is bringing back Darkwing Duck, with Mark Hamill as Drake Mallard and Seth Rogen as Launchpad McQuack. Let’s get dangerous.

🍫 GENE WILDER RETURNS… WITH AI?
Netflix is using AI technology to recreate Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka voice for Wonka’s The Golden Ticket. His estate approved it—but the decision has sparked a much bigger debate about AI, actors, and Hollywood.

🪨 WEIRD AL IS IN SPACE
“Weird Al” Yankovic officially has an asteroid named after him. Because apparently Earth could no longer contain him.

🖤 WHERE THE GOTH GIRLS AT?
Queens of the Stone Age drop their new single “Where the Goth Girls At?” ahead of the upcoming album Perfecth.

🥊 STREET FIGHTER
Fans are getting hyped about the new Street Fighter movie, especially its exaggerated, cartoonish approach and E. Honda’s rapid-fire fists.

🎬 JOHNNY SPOILER’S STAFF PICK: THE WEIGHT
Ethan Hawke, Russell Crowe and Julia Jones star in a gritty Depression-era crime thriller involving desperate men, abandoned mines, wilderness and a fortune in gold.

Johnny’s verdict: BINGE LATER.

Binge-Watchers Podcast with Johnny Spoiler

Movies. Horror. Cult classics. Streaming. Entertainment news. Bad decisions.

Binge Now. Binge Later. Binge Never.

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